Woodworker Goes Duck Hunting ( Keyboard Alert)

[Richard in Smithville]

Put the coffee down and make sure there is nothing in your mouth.


Woodworker Goes Duck Hunting






A Woodworker went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck

and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like Woodworkers.




The game warden ordered the Woodworker to show his hunting license, and the Woodworker pulled out a valid

Ontario hunting license.




The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said,

'This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?'

The Woodworker reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.




The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said,

'This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?'

The Woodworker reached into wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.




The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said,

'This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?'

Again the Woodworker reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.




The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Woodworker,

'Just where the (&$!!) are you from?'




The Woodworker turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, 'You tell me, you're the expert.'



( If you have a wet keyboard, don't say I didn't warn you)

[SHADOWFOX]

That was hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing!

[Ed62]

Didn't see that one coming.

Ed

[TB Roye]

Thank God I read this at 11:37pm and was just getting ready for bed. That one snuck up on me. Good way to end the day.

Tom