Jeb Junior goes over to Billy Ray's farm one day to pick up some moonshine and he hears some strange noises coming from the barn. He goes to investigate and finds Billy Ray hootin' and hollerin' and doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere.
Jeb watches quietly from the door to see Billy Ray pushing away his suspenders and tearing off his shirt to reveal his manly chest. Then he swivels his hips and removes his belt. Finally Billy Ray drops his drawers and taunts the old machine with what God gave him.
"What on earth are you doing Billy Ray?" Jeb calls out.
"Well if you gotta know, me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department and we went to see a therapist. The darn fool suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
Jeb watches quietly from the door to see Billy Ray pushing away his suspenders and tearing off his shirt to reveal his manly chest. Then he swivels his hips and removes his belt. Finally Billy Ray drops his drawers and taunts the old machine with what God gave him.
"What on earth are you doing Billy Ray?" Jeb calls out.
"Well if you gotta know, me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department and we went to see a therapist. The darn fool suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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