Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack... I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer..we'd both still be alive.
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Disclaimer: This is intended to be just a joke, a form of entertainment. This has no religious, moral, political, or any ethical implications that would be considered parameters or guidelines as to behavior or actions. There is no intention to infer that there is a heaven, which human beings may go to when they die. Any conversation between individuals evident in this joke, or any names used, is purely coincidental to the joke and not from real persons. Actually as far as it's known, this never happened.
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1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack... I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer..we'd both still be alive.
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.
Disclaimer: This is intended to be just a joke, a form of entertainment. This has no religious, moral, political, or any ethical implications that would be considered parameters or guidelines as to behavior or actions. There is no intention to infer that there is a heaven, which human beings may go to when they die. Any conversation between individuals evident in this joke, or any names used, is purely coincidental to the joke and not from real persons. Actually as far as it's known, this never happened.
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