Just Fred

[Mr__Bill]

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies.

‘Fred what?’ the officer asks.

‘Just Fred,’ the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. ‘Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’

The biker replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’ I was born Fred Johnson.
I studied hard and got good grades.

When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.

Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.

Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.

Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.’

The officer walked away in tears, laughing

[chopnhack]

ROFL....thank you

[TB Roye]

That is good, Wait until I give this to my BIL a retired CHP Sgt.

Tom

[cabinetman]

Is that a true story?
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[charliex]

Is that a true story?
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Would someone on this form tell a falsehood? Coming from Mr_Bill I firmly believe it must be true.

I notice there is no last name listed for Mr_Bill in his profile.

Chas

[Uncle Cracker]

I notice there is no last name listed for Mr_Bill in his profile.

It's "Bill"... His first name is "Mr."...

[cabinetman]

It's "Bill"... His first name is "Mr."...

That's incorrect. his first name is _
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[Mr__Bill]

Would someone on this form tell a falsehood? Coming from Mr_Bill I firmly believe it must be true.

I notice there is no last name listed for Mr_Bill in his profile.

Chas

Well here is a hint...
They took best in class at 11:23:2 for the about 12 mile run up the mountain my daughter is the co-driver or the one driving from not behind the wheel.
Watch again for #16
And again at about 2:50 in

She said the trial run she took up the hill was exhilarating, then promptly fainted at the top because she forgot to take her O2 often enough (14K feet up). Really is too bad that there was no TV coverage, far more exciting than golf.

Bill
proud dad