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  • Richard in Smithville
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

    Funny

    LOML found this and for some reason thought of me.
    Attached Files
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/
  • gsmittle
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2004
    • 2788
    • St. Louis, MO, USA.
    • BT 3100

    #2
    I resemble that remark!

    g.
    Smit

    "Be excellent to each other."
    Bill & Ted

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    • Joe DeFazio
      Forum Newbie
      • Jan 2006
      • 78
      • Pittsburgh, PA
      • BT3100

      #3
      It might be more accurate if the sentence ended with:

      garage, basement, attic, first floor, second floor, third floor, front porch, back porch, pickup truck, and shed.

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      • BobSch
        • Aug 2004
        • 4385
        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        I must have missed something. I didn't see and scrap lumber, just usable cut-offs.
        Bob

        Bad decisions make good stories.

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        • pelligrini
          Veteran Member
          • Apr 2007
          • 4217
          • Fort Worth, TX
          • Craftsman 21829

          #5
          That hit's too close to home...
          Erik

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          • lebomike
            Established Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 146
            • Pennsylvania
            • Ryobi BT3000

            #6
            Small shop projects

            Here is a DVD to help with the scrap lumber....

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            • cabinetman
              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
              • Jun 2006
              • 15218
              • So. Florida
              • Delta

              #7
              I just can't resign myself to throw that short stock away. There always seems to come a time when one of those comes in handy. Sure beats cutting off the end of a long piece.
              .

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              • Alex Franke
                Veteran Member
                • Feb 2007
                • 2641
                • Chapel Hill, NC
                • Ryobi BT3100

                #8
                Hilarious and right on the money!

                Originally posted by BobSch
                I must have missed something. I didn't see and scrap lumber, just usable cut-offs.
                ROFL!
                online at http://www.theFrankes.com
                while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
                "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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                • gsmittle
                  Veteran Member
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 2788
                  • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                  • BT 3100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by cabinetman
                  I just can't resign myself to throw that short stock away. There always seems to come a time when one of those comes in handy. Sure beats cutting off the end of a long piece.
                  .
                  This is true. If only I could find that short piece when I need it… It's usually at the bottom of the pile and often takes longer to find than cut another one. I HATE cutting longer stock when I know I have the perfect cutoff.

                  LOML tells me I just hoard junk.

                  g.
                  Smit

                  "Be excellent to each other."
                  Bill & Ted

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