Someone at the door ...

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  • RayintheUK
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2003
    • 1792
    • Crowborough, East Sussex, United Kingdom.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Someone at the door ...

    Nelson Mandela answers his front door to find a delivery agent with 38
    tons of Japanese car spares.

    The driver cannot speak very good English, but says "These for you."

    Nelson tells him there must be some mistake!

    The driver says "I check invoice."

    He then asks: "You sure you not Nissan Main Dealer?"

    Ray
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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #2
    A good one. Easy to say if you have lockjaw.
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