What to give the man who has everything...

[Uncle Cracker]

Warning! Politically incorrect and insensitive, but still funny as heck...

http://orlando.craigslist.org/tls/1758201459.html <<<< link is dead now... sorry...

[germdoc]

Hmmm, does he have 2 for sale??

[cabinetman]

The man who has everything would have one of these because, if you think about it, if you have one of these then you can have everything.
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[TB Roye]

Flagged for removal. Missed it.

Tom

[Eagan]

Drat

I missed it too... Story of my live

[Uncle Cracker]

Flagged for removal. Missed it.

It was an ad for a steel "wife/girlfriend cage", along with photo and all the requisite tongue-in-cheek commentary on how to properly use it. Hysterical... If it runs again (it did once before) I'll dupe the whole thing and add it to this thread.

[germdoc]

Here it is in all its glory:

http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/...-for-sale.html