Christopher Columbus

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Christopher Columbus

05-24-2010, 06:06 PM

Christopher Columbus was the world's first successful politician because...

He didn't know where he was going.

He didn't know where he was when he got there.

He did all of it on somebody else's money!

Bob

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05-25-2010, 06:47 AM

I never forgot when Columbus sailed, because of my 7th grade history teacher's little ditty:

"In 1492
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sailed so fast he skinned his a**,
In 1492."

Coach Day was pretty politically incorrect.

Jeff

�Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing�--Voltaire
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