Where's My Dog??
Two guys out hiking. One of the guys yells for the other to stop. Right in front of them was a pretty good size hole and another step and they would have fallen in.
They kick some stones into the hole and nothing. Not a sound. They both wonder how deep it is and decide to drop something larger into the hole. In some bushes they find an old auto transmission just laying there. The each grab an end and drop it into the hole. Again nothing. Not a sound. Suddenly they hear a rustling noise in the nearby bushes and a loud growling sound. Just then a very large black dog comes flying out of the bushes and dives right into the hole and vanishes. Both hikers stare at each other and one says. What the **** was that.
Suddenly they hear another noise in the bushes and out walks this old man. He asks whats going on. The one hiker says that an enormous black dog just dove into this hole. The old man says that he has a large black dog but it couldn't have been his. The hikers ask why couldn't it have been his. The old man says because I got my dog chained to a transmission back there in them bushes.
They kick some stones into the hole and nothing. Not a sound. They both wonder how deep it is and decide to drop something larger into the hole. In some bushes they find an old auto transmission just laying there. The each grab an end and drop it into the hole. Again nothing. Not a sound. Suddenly they hear a rustling noise in the nearby bushes and a loud growling sound. Just then a very large black dog comes flying out of the bushes and dives right into the hole and vanishes. Both hikers stare at each other and one says. What the **** was that.
Suddenly they hear another noise in the bushes and out walks this old man. He asks whats going on. The one hiker says that an enormous black dog just dove into this hole. The old man says that he has a large black dog but it couldn't have been his. The hikers ask why couldn't it have been his. The old man says because I got my dog chained to a transmission back there in them bushes.
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