1978 - long hair
2008 - longing for hair
1978 - KEG
2008 - EKG
1978 - acid rock
2008 - acid reflux
1978 - moving to California because it's COOL, man
2008 - moving to Arizona because it's warm
1978 - trying to look like Brando or Liz Taylor
2008 - trying NOT to look like Brando or Liz Taylor
1978 - seeds and stems
2008 - roughage
1978 - hoping for a BMW
2008 - hoping for a BM
1978 - going to a new, hip joint
2008 - receiving a new hip joint
1978 - Rolling Stones
2008 - kidney stones
1978 - screw the system!
2008 - upgrade the system
1978 - disco
2008 - Costco
1978 - parents begging you to get a hair cut
2008 - getting a hair cut every 2 months, if needed
1978 - passing the driver's test
208 - passing the vision test
1978 - Whatever
2008 - Depends
And, just in case you do not feel old yet - "kids" starting college this Fall:
- were born in 1990
- to young to remember the space shuttle blowing up
- their lifetime has always included AIDS
- bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic
- the CD was introduced the year they were born
- they have always had an answering machine or voice mail
- they have always had cable & hundreds of channels
- popcorn has always been made in the microwave
- they never took a swim and worried abouts Jaws
- can't imagine waht hard contact lenses felt like
- never heard "Where's the beef?," "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "de plane, Boss, de plane"
- do not care who shot Jr and don't know who JR was
- McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers
- they don't have a clue how to use a typewriter
2008 - longing for hair
1978 - KEG
2008 - EKG
1978 - acid rock
2008 - acid reflux
1978 - moving to California because it's COOL, man
2008 - moving to Arizona because it's warm
1978 - trying to look like Brando or Liz Taylor
2008 - trying NOT to look like Brando or Liz Taylor
1978 - seeds and stems
2008 - roughage
1978 - hoping for a BMW
2008 - hoping for a BM
1978 - going to a new, hip joint
2008 - receiving a new hip joint
1978 - Rolling Stones
2008 - kidney stones
1978 - screw the system!
2008 - upgrade the system
1978 - disco
2008 - Costco
1978 - parents begging you to get a hair cut
2008 - getting a hair cut every 2 months, if needed
1978 - passing the driver's test
208 - passing the vision test
1978 - Whatever
2008 - Depends
And, just in case you do not feel old yet - "kids" starting college this Fall:
- were born in 1990
- to young to remember the space shuttle blowing up
- their lifetime has always included AIDS
- bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic
- the CD was introduced the year they were born
- they have always had an answering machine or voice mail
- they have always had cable & hundreds of channels
- popcorn has always been made in the microwave
- they never took a swim and worried abouts Jaws
- can't imagine waht hard contact lenses felt like
- never heard "Where's the beef?," "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "de plane, Boss, de plane"
- do not care who shot Jr and don't know who JR was
- McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers
- they don't have a clue how to use a typewriter



Mrs. Wallnut


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