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  • gerti
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2003
    • 2233
    • Minnetonka, MN, USA.
    • BT3100 "Frankensaw"

    #1

    The Human Body

    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

    The average man's p*nis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
  • chopnhack
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3779
    • Florida
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #2
    LOL, write than into snapple I'd like to see them fit that under the cap!
    I think in straight lines, but dream in curves

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    • LinuxRandal
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2005
      • 4890
      • Independence, MO, USA.
      • bt3100

      #3
      Originally posted by gerti
      The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

      I stopped there and just thought 5lbs, since the brain is supposed to be a 2 1/2 lbs organ.
      She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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      • Alex Franke
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2007
        • 2641
        • Chapel Hill, NC
        • Ryobi BT3100

        #4
        Originally posted by gerti
        There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
        ...and I address each and every one of them by name.

        Checking my thumb? Naa -- I'm still trying to tie this hair around this little dumbbell...
        online at http://www.theFrankes.com
        while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
        "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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        • bigstick509
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2004
          • 1227
          • Macomb, MI, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5

          Mike

          "It's not the things you don't know that will hurt you, it's the things you think you know that ain't so." - Mark Twain

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #6
            Originally posted by gerti
            Women reading this will be finished now.

            Evelyn Woods for sure.
            .

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            • iceman61
              Senior Member
              • Oct 2007
              • 699
              • West TN
              • Bosch 4100-09

              #7
              I thought to myself "If that's true about the thumb measurement thing, they will be arresting hitchhickers for prostitution before it's all over.....or false advertisment"

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              • germdoc
                Veteran Member
                • Nov 2003
                • 3567
                • Omaha, NE
                • BT3000--the gray ghost

                #8
                This guy's pretty popular I hear:

                Last edited by germdoc; 01-28-2010, 07:33 AM.
                Jeff


                “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                • phrog
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1796
                  • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

                  #9
                  Originally posted by germdoc
                  This guy's pretty popular I hear:

                  Unbelievably funny. You owe me a new monitor.
                  Richard
                  Richard

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                  • JSUPreston
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 1189
                    • Montgomery, AL.
                    • Delta 36-979 w/Biesemyere fence kit making it a 36-982. Previous saw was BT3100-1.

                    #10
                    I'm still looking for the tape measure.
                    "It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."- Norm (from Cheers)

                    Eat beef-because the west wasn't won on salad.

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                    • Uncle Cracker
                      The Full Monte
                      • May 2007
                      • 7091
                      • Sunshine State
                      • BT3000

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JSUPreston
                      I'm still looking for the tape measure.
                      I have to use one of these...


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                      • phrog
                        Veteran Member
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 1796
                        • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Uncle Cracker
                        I have to use one of these...


                        Is that a walking cane with a wheel on it?
                        Richard

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                        • radhak
                          Veteran Member
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 3061
                          • Miramar, FL
                          • Right Tilt 3HP Unisaw

                          #13
                          Great, earlier I only had to restrain my imagination when I meet guys at LOML's school reunion.

                          Now now how do I refrain from checking out thumbs ?
                          It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
                          - Aristotle

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                          • Uncle Cracker
                            The Full Monte
                            • May 2007
                            • 7091
                            • Sunshine State
                            • BT3000

                            #14
                            Originally posted by phrog
                            Is that a walking cane with a wheel on it?
                            Yup... It keeps me from tripping on... stuff...

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