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  • BobSch
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2004
    • 4385
    • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
    • BT3100

    #1

    School confusion

    My teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I'd said, "Fried chicken".

    My teacher said I was being disrespectful.

    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right. Everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be honest and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chickens. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her "Colonel Sanders". She sent me to the principal's office again.

    This school stuff is really confusing.
    Bob

    Bad decisions make good stories.
  • Alex Franke
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    • Feb 2007
    • 2641
    • Chapel Hill, NC
    • Ryobi BT3100

    #2
    :lol: Thanks for the laugh!
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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      That was a good one. Thanks!
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • Richard in Smithville
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        • Oct 2006
        • 3014
        • On the TARDIS
        • BT 3100

        #4
        Our local joint has better fried chicken than the Col' anyhow.



        But I did like it
        From the "deep south" part of Canada

        Richard in Smithville

        http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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        • sparkeyjames
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          • Jan 2007
          • 1087
          • Redford MI.
          • Craftsman 21829

          #5
          Excellent. Had a nice laugh. Thanks.

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #6
            That's a good 'tell anywhere' joke (except around a henhouse...makes them nervous).
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