Two parishners invited their new pastor to go fishing with them one Saturday morning. They were a little off shore when one of the men realized he forgot his favorite lure. So he stepped out of the boat and seemingly walked on the water to the shore and back again. When he returned, the second man discoverd he left his lunch in the truck, stepped out of the boat and did the same! Not to be out done, the new pastor said he was going back for his coffee, stepped out of the boat and promptly sunk! The first church goer asked his friend, " Should we have told him where the rocks were?"
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From the "deep south" part of Canada
Richard in Smithville
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A good one Richard. I have a friend who is a Pastor that's gonna love it.
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Old joke. I originally heard it as a Baptist Preacher, Catholic priest and a Rabbi.David
The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.Comment
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Joke is more 'forum friendly' by using 2 parishioners, and a generic pastor. Kudos to Richard.
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That's worth keeping in the gray matter.
EdDo you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained
For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/Comment
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The best part is......in two weeks we get a new pastor. I wonder if he likes fishing?
From the "deep south" part of Canada
Richard in Smithville
http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/Comment
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