Monday Funny

[Richard in Smithville]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

[crokett]

Good one!

[Uncle Cracker]

LOML knows not to do any backseat driving with me... Unless she's in the mood for a walk.

[TB Roye]

And then the fight started. Good one. LOML like to back seat drive. There have been a couple of fights over it. Usually settled when I pull over stop the car get out and tell you drive. One time a year or so ago, she ended up drive all the way from Reno to Boise about 400 miles, that seem to cure her. Now in a few years she may have to drive all the time as I age.

Tom

[JSUPreston]

Usually I don't even have to pull over. SWMBO readily admits I am the better driver, so when I ask her if she wants to drive, she will usually change the subject. Slowing down as if to pull over does the trick if asking doesn't.

[tseavoy]

And I thought I was the only one. The sad thing is if I ever "corrected" my wife like that it would be a whole lot worse than she complaining about my driving.

Tom on Marrowstone