One year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetary plot as a Christmas gift. The next year I didn't buy her a gift...and she asked "Why?"
I told her, "You still haven't used the gift I gave you last year."
And that's how the fight started....
My wife and I are in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. I turn and ask her "Wanna have sex?" She says "No."
I ask "Is that your final answer?" She says "Yes."
I replied, "I'd like to call a friend."
And that's how the fight started....
Shortly before our last Anniversary, my wife hinted she would like something that went from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. I bought her a bathroom scale!
And that's how the fight started....
At her High School reunion, my wife and I noticed a man, who was obviously drunk, stumbling around the dance floor. I asked if she knew him and she replied, "Yes! He's an old boyfriend and has been drunk since the day we broke up."
I said..."Wow! Who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long."
And that's how the fight started....
I told her, "You still haven't used the gift I gave you last year."
And that's how the fight started....
My wife and I are in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. I turn and ask her "Wanna have sex?" She says "No."
I ask "Is that your final answer?" She says "Yes."
I replied, "I'd like to call a friend."
And that's how the fight started....
Shortly before our last Anniversary, my wife hinted she would like something that went from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. I bought her a bathroom scale!
And that's how the fight started....
At her High School reunion, my wife and I noticed a man, who was obviously drunk, stumbling around the dance floor. I asked if she knew him and she replied, "Yes! He's an old boyfriend and has been drunk since the day we broke up."
I said..."Wow! Who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long."
And that's how the fight started....
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