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I have always thought it was odd the the National Lampoons Vacation and Christmas Vacation were absolutely hilarious, yet the other two sucked so badly.
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Doug Kerfoot
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I love the scenes with the grandmother.
1. When they're sitting at the table and someone asks her to say grace. Everyone bows their head and waits for her to start the prayer and she says "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America... "
2. The gift she brings.I reject your reality and substitute my own.Comment
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Clark: (To Eddie) Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those that dont.Comment
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Or my personal favorite:
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those that dont.Comment
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I always wondered what a knock out like her ever saw in Clark?From the "deep south" part of Canada
Richard in Smithville
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