How 'Bout Some Groaners

[cabinetman]

What do you call a guy in the water that can't swim? - Bob

What do you call a guy hangin' on the wall? - Art

What do you call a guy with broken ankles? - Neal

Can't think right now...there are more of these. Help me out.
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[Uncle Cracker]

What do you call a guy asleep in a pile of leaves? Russell

What do you call a guy passed out at his front door? Matt

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen

What do you call a Chinese gal with one leg shorter than the other? Irene

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter... It won't come anyway
Or, you could call it Marlboro, 'cause every day you'd take it out for a drag...

[pbui3057]

What do you call a windy girl? Gale

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Eye Deer

What do you call the same deer without any legs? Still No Eye Deer

What do you call the same deer with no genitalia? Still No F***ing I Deer

What do you call a guy that you visit after drinking or eating too much? John

What do you call a guy who works with bricks all day? Mason

[Richard in Smithville]

What do you call a girl down at the beach?

Sandy

What do you call a guy in a hole?

Phil

What do you call the Irish guy in your backyard?

Paddy O' Lantern.

[BobSch]

This is starting to sound like Tom and Ray's staff: http://cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html