You Know It's Bad When...

[Richard in Smithville]

Yesterday, a coworker pulled out a "gentlemens" magazine during lunch and proceeded to flash around a picture of a patially dressed woman. Now I enjoy nice pictures as much as any other guy, but the first thing I noticed in the picture was the walnut inlay in the table she was posing on. My mind isn't completely in the gutter at least

[cabinetman]

It would be worse if you thought her purpose was to hold down the inlay until the glue dries.
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[RAFlorida]

Uh Richard, could you get that pic

and post it so we all can see what the inlays look like? I'm a big fan of inlay and wood patterns! (just kidding you all, I know this is a family site! lol)

[crokett]

Richard, I bet if you asked your other coworkers they would have said "What table?" You must work in a very different place than I do. If I did that where I work I'd be in trouble.

[Richard in Smithville]

David, I work in a very male oriented envoronment. Even still, any pictures brought in are respectable( ie: stuff like Maxim, etc).

[cgallery]

David, I work in a very male oriented envoronment.

There is a joke in there somewhere. Where is UC?

[cabinetman]

There is a joke in there somewhere. Where is UC?

He's thinking, he's thinking...give him some time...he'll come thru.
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[herb fellows]

It would be worse if you thought her purpose was to hold down the inlay until the glue dries.
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One of the all time great comments! I'm still laughing 5 minutes later!

Hopefully, you didn't say anything out loud. If you notice the guys sloooowllly walking away from you backwards...........

[mashtun]

You Know It's Bad When...

This is too funny. I was just about to post my latest experience.

I was at a Bachelor Party on Saturday, and while we were waiting for the Entertainment to arrive, a friend had downloaded some movies off the internet.

One of these movies had a device in it that was designed to move things back and forth, and to facilitate that they had the thing mounted on a draw slide.

I was more interested in what type of slide it was, and almost asked to rewind so I could find out.

The next movie had some really nice looking speakers in the background, and I found myself wondering what the finish was.

I think maybe I should layoff this and the other woodworking sites for a while, What do you guys think?