JUst following instructions

[BobSch]

My wife was standing in front of a soda machine saying, "You are a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are going to be replaced by a much better looking button." I foolishly asked what she was doing. Judy pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which said, "'Depress button for ice'."

[Richard in Smithville]

Ouch!

[cabinetman]

I caught my first wife whispering to a new clock radio we got as a gift. I asked what she was doing. She said "Trying to turn it on".
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[Mr__Bill]

My wife was standing in front of a soda machine saying, "You are a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are going to be replaced by a much better looking button." I foolishly asked what she was doing. Judy pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which said, "'Depress button for ice'."

My kind of woman!

Bill
just a Minnesota galoot at heart

[Ed62]

Funny!

Ed

[Salty]

I caught my first wife whispering to a new clock radio we got as a gift. I asked what she was doing. She said "Trying to turn it on".
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Hehe...that one deserves a 'badump, bump'!
:-)

[herb fellows]

If ya decide to trade her in, let me know! Love that sense of humor!

[crokett]

That was 2/3 of a pun. P and U.

[Uncle Cracker]

OK, Bob... Put down the joke and slowly back away...