In April I turn 68...

[RodKirby]

FOR THE RECORD (as at today):

• I am not senile
• I do not suffer from dementia
• I am capable of finishing my own sentences
• I do not need to made aware of the bleedin' obvious
• If I want advice I will ask for it
• I am not infirm (thumb notwithstanding)

[leehljp]

. . . and you are still married!

Hey, I can read between the lines. I am married too and only 5 years behind you!

[Ed62]

Put Carole on here. I want a second opinion.

Ed

[Bruce Cohen]

Oh Really!!!

FOR THE RECORD (as at today):

• I am not senile
• I do not suffer from dementia
• I am capable of finishing my own sentences
• I do not need to made aware of the bleedin' obvious
• If I want advice I will ask for it
• I am not infirm (thumb notwithstanding)

Hey Rod, I'm 62 and can't do any of those bloody things. How'd you get them back,.

Or is this a Halloween trick?

Bruce

[Uncle Cracker]

I am not senile

People who begin a convo with this statement usually are senile...

I do not suffer from dementia

Neither do I... I make those around me suffer from it...

I am capable of finishing my own sentences

You left off the period...

I do not need to made aware of the bleedin' obvious

Particularly when you're the one who's bleedin'...

If I want advice I will ask for it

I never know when I need it...

I am not infirm

Ain't Viagra great?!?


Join the club, mate!

[herb fellows]

You forgot to add:
I am prone to making lists denying any age related shortcomings.
Not that there's anything wrong with that :_0

[kbkreisler]

Well Rod, this is encouraging news for me.
I am having another birthday tomorrow and even though I have had a good run through my 20's providing me with many great experiences (and a few bad), as well as a lovely wife and 2 fine sons, I feel as though my youth is escaping me too soon. I realize there is no switch that turns leaving me an old man at midnight, (at least until the 68th b-day), But the big #30 has kinda got me down. As I look at my soon to be 4Year old son I cannot help but to think about how fast the years seem to go by...

[Pappy]

FOR THE RECORD (as at today):

• I am not senile
• I do not suffer from dementia
• I am capable of finishing my own sentences
• I do not need to made aware of the bleedin' obvious
• If I want advice I will ask for it
• I am not infirm (thumb notwithstanding)

And there is no evidence of being in a second childhood like, say, recently buying a new Vespa......

[RodKirby]

And there is no evidence of being in a second childhood like, say, recently buying a new Vespa......

I'll have you know my Vespa is now 15 months old - so there!

I was recently teaching "L" platers here

[cabinetman]

I'll have you know my Vespa is now 15 months old - so there!

I was recently teaching "L" platers here
.

Aren't you supposed to hang off the side with your knee almost draggin' on turns?
.

[Uncle Cracker]

Aren't you supposed to hang off the side with your knee almost draggin' on turns?

No way! He's got ten fingers (9-1/2 now) but only two knees!

[cwithboat]

To paraphrase the bard: "The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks."