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  • germdoc
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    • Nov 2003
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    #1

    Greatest headline ever?

    "Stolen bras recovered, but no bust made"

    http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/6168181/

    Kudoes to the headline writer that came up with that one! On the other hand, sometimes they write themselves...
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • gjat
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    #2
    "hot bras recovered without bust"

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    • germdoc
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      #3
      I was thinking it might have been an inside job, as sales were sagging and business was flat.
      Last edited by germdoc; 10-10-2009, 02:07 PM.
      Jeff


      “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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      • cabinetman
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        • Jun 2006
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        #4
        Solving the caper could be uplifting proportionally.
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        • Richard in Smithville
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          #5
          I understand that an informant was involved. Seems that one of the bra's was under"wired".
          From the "deep south" part of Canada

          Richard in Smithville

          http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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          • Uncle Cracker
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            • May 2007
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            #6
            If they don't catch the perp, the operation will flop.

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            • cabinetman
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              #7
              Originally posted by Richard in Smithville
              I understand that an informant was involved. Seems that one of the bra's was under"wired".

              The informant was probably paid from a well padded account.
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              • RayintheUK
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                • Sep 2003
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                #8
                I think one we had in 1958 is at least as good, Jeff?

                "Sir Vivian Fuchs off to the Antarctic."

                Ray
                Last edited by RayintheUK; 10-11-2009, 04:51 AM.
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                • cabinetman
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RayintheUK
                  I think one we had in 1958 is at least as good, Jeff?

                  "Sir Vivian Fuchs off to the Antartic."

                  Ray

                  I can't decide which is funnier...his first or last name.

                  BTW, just so someone doesn't bring it up (must have been just a typo ), it's spelled Antarctic.
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                  • RayintheUK
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cabinetman
                    BTW, just so someone doesn't bring it up (must have been just a typo ), it's spelled Antarctic.
                    Rats! Typo - corrected - thanks, CabMan.

                    Ray
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