Dating at 90

[germdoc]

A 90-year-old man meets a nice older woman at a senior center, and they seem to hit it off.

At dinner one evening, after a couple of drinks the old lady gets a little frisky, and coyly asks her companion, "Boxers or briefs?"

"Depends..."

[jgrobler]

You're bad!

[cabinetman]

A 90 year old man was sitting on a park bench just crying his eyes out. A guy walks by and asked him what was wrong. The old man said he just got married to a 19 year old Playboy bunny. The guy asked why he was so sad. The old man said he couldn't remember where he lives.
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[BobSch]

A 90 year old man was sitting on a park bench just crying his eyes out. A guy walks by and asked him what was wrong. The old man said he just got married to a 19 year old Playboy bunny. The guy asked why he was so sad. The old man said he couldn't remember where he lives.
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His name's Hefner, right?

[Mr__Bill]

A 90 year old man was sitting on a park bench just crying his eyes out. A guy walks by and asked him what was wrong. The old man said he just got married to a 19 year old Playboy bunny. The guy asked why he was so sad. The old man said he couldn't remember where he lives.
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I'm not sure that I would ever leave home again...


Bill

[Ed62]

Those were both excellent.

Ed