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[just started]

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians.. It creates a hostile work environment.

[JSUPreston]

Okay, this may violate all the rules of the forum (no politics or religion), but "that right there is funny, I don't care who you are."

[crokett]

It doesn't violate any rules. It is a lawyer joke. Besides which I don't see it espousing any particular religious belief or political view. Subsitute the Koran or Torah for the 10 Commandments and joke works in other countries.

[chopnhack]

Nice besides, it is in the appropriate folder for tongue in cheek humor.

[JSUPreston]

I have two friends that wouldn't find the joke very amusing...they're both lawyers.

I don't know which is worse, have 2 lawyers as friends or admitting I have 2 friends that are lawyers.

[crokett]

I have two friends that wouldn't find the joke very amusing...they're both lawyers.

The one lawyer I knew loved lawyer jokes. I asked her why. Her answer was 'people love to hate us until they need us. Everybody will need at least one of us some day'.

[cabinetman]

I have a friend in SWAT and he gave me a tour of the department. They have quite a nice locker room. Funny though the individual lockers all had locks.
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[Bruce Cohen]

I have a friend in SWAT and he gave me a tour of the department. They have quite a nice locker room. Funny though the individual lockers all had locks.
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Hey Cab,

I don't get it?

Bruce

[jonmulzer]

Hey Cab,

I don't get it?

Bruce

The only people that would be in the locker room would be cops. So they were each worried that their fellow policemen would steal their stuff.....