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  • alpha
    Established Member
    • Dec 2003
    • 352
    • Owensboro, KY, USA.
    #1

    Darwin Award Nomination

    This one gets my Darwin Award nomination. His name qualifies for first place.

    http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story...185501&catid=3

    Bob
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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15216
      • So. Florida
      • Delta
      #2
      Oh yeah...he gets my vote too. Maybe she was holding his beer.
      .

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        • Uncle Cracker
          The Full Monte
          • May 2007
          • 7091
          • Sunshine State
          • BT3000
          #3
          Mother Nature does indeed have a subtle way of providing quality control, doesn't she?

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            • Bruce Cohen
              Veteran Member
              • May 2003
              • 2698
              • Nanuet, NY, USA.
              • BT3100
              #4
              And his last name was fitting.

              Bruce

              Consider this "cleaning up the gene pool".
              "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
              Samuel Colt did"

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                • RayintheUK
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                  • Sep 2003
                  • 1792
                  • Crowborough, East Sussex, United Kingdom.
                  • Ryobi BT3000
                  #5
                  Stupid guy, or clever girl?

                  Ray
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                    • JR
                      The Full Monte
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 5636
                      • Eugene, OR
                      • BT3000
                      #6
                      Originally posted by RayintheUK
                      Stupid guy, or clever girl?
                      LOL! Inspector Lewis casts a jaundiced eye on proceedings...

                      JR
                      JR

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                        • Copper
                          Established Member
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 343
                          • Madison, WI.
                          • BT3100
                          #7
                          I like one of the comments - "Apparently you CAN fix stupid."
                          - Dennis

                          "If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound." --Red Green
                          and yes, it's a potato.

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                            • crokett
                              The Full Monte
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 10627
                              • Mebane, NC, USA.
                              • Ryobi BT3000
                              #8
                              "Authorities said that alcohol was involved".

                              That seems to be a common thread to all of these stories.
                              David

                              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                                • herb fellows
                                  Veteran Member
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 1867
                                  • New York City
                                  • bt3100
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RayintheUK
                                  Stupid guy, or clever girl?

                                  Ray
                                  Yeah, they said they thought drinking was involved, but didn't specify who was doing the drinking. Maybe it was her taking slugs of whiskey in between yelling 'no b**ls' at him.
                                  You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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                                    • cabinetman
                                      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 15216
                                      • So. Florida
                                      • Delta
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by herb fellows
                                      Yeah, they said they thought drinking was involved, but didn't specify who was doing the drinking. Maybe it was her taking slugs of whiskey in between yelling 'no b**ls' at him.

                                      Now that's funny right there.
                                      .

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                                        • germdoc
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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 3567
                                          • Omaha, NE
                                          • BT3000--the gray ghost
                                          #11
                                          His last words were not noted, but a good guess is, "Hey, hold my beer and watch this."
                                          Jeff


                                          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                                            • RayintheUK
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                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 1792
                                              • Crowborough, East Sussex, United Kingdom.
                                              • Ryobi BT3000
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by JR
                                              LOL! Inspector Lewis casts a jaundiced eye on proceedings...
                                              Absolutely! - I might be cynical, or even a tad pessimistic, but I'm never shocked and rarely disappointed!

                                              Ray
                                              Did I offend you? Click here.

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