Praying Parrots

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  • Woodwerker
    Established Member
    • Nov 2005
    • 490
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    #1

    Praying Parrots

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,'Father, I have a problem.
    I have two female parrots,But they only know how to say one thing.'
    'What do they say?' the priest inquired.
    They say,"Hi, we're hookers, do you want to have some fun?"
    That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
    Then he thought for a moment.
    'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.I have two male talking parrots,which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

    Bring your two parrots over to my house,and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . that phrase . . in no time.'

    Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

    The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

    As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrotswere inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

    Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

    After a few minutes,the female parrots cried out in unison:
    Hi, we're hookers, do you want to have some fun?'

    There was stunned silence.Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,'Put the beads away, Frank.
    Our prayers have been answered!'
    Every tool you own is broken, you just don't know it yet :-)
  • Bruce Cohen
    Veteran Member
    • May 2003
    • 2698
    • Nanuet, NY, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Now thats a good clean "dirty" joke.

    Bruce
    "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
    Samuel Colt did"

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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15216
      • So. Florida
      • Delta

      #3
      Originally posted by Bruce Cohen
      Now thats a good clean "dirty" joke.

      Bruce

      If you think that's a clean dirty joke, I'll email you an explanation.
      .

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      • MilDoc

        #4
        Great one! Never saw that coming!

        But I guess cabinetman did.....

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        • iceman61
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2007
          • 699
          • West TN
          • Bosch 4100-09

          #5
          That's a good one! I didn't see that one coming either.

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          • footprintsinconc
            Veteran Member
            • Nov 2006
            • 1759
            • Roseville (Sacramento), CA
            • BT3100

            #6
            Originally posted by MilDoc
            Great one! Never saw that coming!...
            +3 that! thanks for sharing it
            _________________________
            omar

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            • Ed62
              The Full Monte
              • Oct 2006
              • 6021
              • NW Indiana
              • BT3K

              #7
              One of the best I've heard in a while.

              Ed
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              For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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