A Pet's 10 Commandments

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  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6021
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K

    A Pet's 10 Commandments

    A Pet’s Ten Commandments….

    1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely painful.

    2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

    3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

    4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up for punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I only have you.

    5. Talk to me. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

    6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

    7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you , and yet, I
    chose not to bite you.

    8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I may have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

    9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.

    10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can’t bear to watch. Don’t make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.
    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/
  • Uncle Cracker
    The Full Monte
    • May 2007
    • 7091
    • Sunshine State
    • BT3000

    #2
    Good stuff, Ed. True every word.

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    • BobSch
      • Aug 2004
      • 4385
      • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Something every pet owner should read.
      Bob

      Bad decisions make good stories.

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      • sparkeyjames
        Veteran Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 1087
        • Redford MI.
        • Craftsman 21829

        #4
        Those are rules for humans and they are good ones.

        From a real dogs perspective: Hey where ya at and where's the food?

        From a real cats perspective: Hey wheres the food? Now get lost.

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #5
          I'll bet those came right from the pet. But how did they write them down?
          .

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          • Ed62
            The Full Monte
            • Oct 2006
            • 6021
            • NW Indiana
            • BT3K

            #6
            Originally posted by cabinetman
            I'll bet those came right from the pet. But how did they write them down?
            .
            If "The most interesting man in the world once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish" (I'm guessing you heard about that), my guess is that he taught them how to write too.

            Ed
            Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

            For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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            • cabinetman
              Gone but not Forgotten RIP
              • Jun 2006
              • 15216
              • So. Florida
              • Delta

              #7
              Originally posted by Ed62
              If "The most interesting man in the world once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish" (I'm guessing you heard about that), my guess is that he taught them how to write too.

              Ed

              Is that the guy from the Dos Equis Ad?
              .

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              • Ed62
                The Full Monte
                • Oct 2006
                • 6021
                • NW Indiana
                • BT3K

                #8
                Originally posted by cabinetman
                Is that the guy from the Dos Equis Ad?
                .
                Yep, you got it.

                Ed
                Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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