Never Lose Your Grandson!

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

"The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

"Jack Daniel whiskey and women with big tits!"

[cabinetman]

He's partly wrong...I like Crown Royal.
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[lrogers]

Hope they find grandpa before they find grandma!

[Richard in Smithville]

Perhaps Grandma came with.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................























a bottle of J.D.?

[crokett]

Well then I guess Grandpa would like the woman in the Caption This photo.