Who's the greatest (humor)

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  • cgallery
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2004
    • 4503
    • Milwaukee, WI
    • BT3K

    #1

    Who's the greatest (humor)

    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman were out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk,they come across a sign: "Contest: Looking for the most beautiful woman in the world."

    "I'm entering!" said Snow White. After the contest she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?" " First place" said Snow White. They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest: Looking for the strongest man in the world."

    " I'm entering," says Superman. After the contest he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" "First place," answers Superman. "Was there any doubt?" They continue walking until they see yet another sign: "Contest: Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Naturally, Pinocchio enters.

    After the contest he returns with tears in his eyes..."What happened?" they asked. "I came in second...who the **** is this Brett Favre anyway?" asked Pinocchio.
  • Copper
    Established Member
    • Feb 2005
    • 343
    • Madison, WI.
    • BT3100

    #2
    Ha! Good one!
    - Dennis

    "If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound." --Red Green
    and yes, it's a potato.

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    • jussi
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2007
      • 2162

      #3
      Oh snap!! Good stuff.
      I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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      • sweensdv
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        • Dec 2002
        • 2872
        • WI
        • Baileigh TS-1040P-50

        #4
        You owe me a keyboard..................Coca Cola everywhere!!!
        _________________________
        "Have a Great Day, unless you've made other plans"

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        • billwmeyer
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2003
          • 1868
          • Weir, Ks, USA.
          • BT3000

          #5
          I didn't see that one coming. Good one. I have already sent it on.
          Bill
          "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in."-Kenny Rogers

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          • Shep
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 710
            • Columbus, OH
            • Hitachi C10FL

            #6
            Best thing I've read all day.
            -Justin


            shepardwoodworking.webs.com


            ...you can thank me later.

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            • TB Roye
              Veteran Member
              • Jan 2004
              • 2969
              • Sacramento, CA, USA.
              • BT3100

              #7
              There are a number of other sports figures that are happy to have him back and all the media people are/were talking about him. Now they are all talking about that knucklehead Buress and his 2years in the slammer


              Tom

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              • cabinetman
                Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                • Jun 2006
                • 15216
                • So. Florida
                • Delta

                #8
                Pinocchio is just a sore loser.
                .

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                • Uncle Cracker
                  The Full Monte
                  • May 2007
                  • 7091
                  • Sunshine State
                  • BT3000

                  #9
                  Favre is a poser. If he goes two days without seeing his name in lights, he gets the DT's. He should retire gracefully, and let the game keep whatever dignity it has left.

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                  • Ed62
                    The Full Monte
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 6021
                    • NW Indiana
                    • BT3K

                    #10
                    Excellent!

                    Ed
                    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                    For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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