Hope for seniors

[BobSch]

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our

ability to make a difference in the world. It is at these
times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable
achievements of other seniors who have found the courage
to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person.





I've often been asked, "What do you old folks do
when you've retired?"

Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering
background, and one of the things I enjoy most is
turning beer, wine, Scotch and margaritas into urine.

I'm pretty good at it, too.

[cabinetman]

The trick to his unique ability is controlling it.
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[Pappy]

Scratch one keyboard, mouse, monitor, pair of speakers, and a calculator that was too close!

[Uncle Cracker]

...one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch and margaritas into urine.

I do this every morning at 7:00 sharp... Problem is, I don't wake up till 8:00!

[crokett]

I can do the same thing with beer, Margaritas and gin.

[cwithboat]

I too, do this well. In addition I am adept at turning ordinary food stuffs into methane.