Good News/Bad News

[cabinetman]

After a terrible car accident the guy woke up in the hospital to the voice of his doctor.

The doctor: "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?"

The guy: "I guess I will have the bad news first".

Doctor: "Your injuries were severe and we had to amputate both legs. But there is some good news".

The guy: "OK doc, what could be good news".

Doctor: "There's a man in the hall that wants to buy your shoes".
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[MikeO]

hahaha....that's a good one.

[herb fellows]

I think I remember Methuselah telling that one around the campfire....

[cabinetman]

Wife: I have some good news and some bad news.
Husband: What's the good news?
Wife: The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000.
Husband: Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news?
Wife: The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!
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[BobSch]

Wife: I have some good news and some bad news.
Husband: What's the good news?
Wife: The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000.
Husband: Wow! That's wonderful! What's the bad news?
Wife: The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!
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So you're saying that one person's good news is someone else's O.S.

[cabinetman]

So you're saying that one person's good news is someone else's O.S.

Leverage can take many forms.
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[Bruce Cohen]

Man,

You just can't keep you're sorry a$$ out of trouble.

Bruce

[jabe]

2 good ones!!! Good laugh for the day. Thanks Cman!!!