A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on fuel. The engineer said to his fireman, "We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more fuel. Can you see the name of the town on the depot sign?"
The fireman replied, "All the lights are out but it appears to be Danzig in the dark."
And the engineer shouted, "Buy coal, Porter!"
The fireman replied, "All the lights are out but it appears to be Danzig in the dark."
And the engineer shouted, "Buy coal, Porter!"

Great, now I gotta go listen to some Kurt Weill to scrub out my brain. "Oh, the shark bites, with his teeth, man. And he calls them 'pearly white.'"
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