Have You Met One Yet?

[cabinetman]

NOTICE: There will be a slight delay as cabinetman is laughing too hard to type...please be patient.
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>A female that says: "Go ahead...pull my finger".
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[BobSch]

Everyone know that women don't do that. They don't belch either. That's why they have to b!tch — the only way they can keep their internal pressure at a safe level.

[Mr__Bill]

Hmmmmm

time for a Little Johnny Joke:

Little Johnny meets Mr. Pervert.
Hey Little Johnny wanna pull my finger?

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insert loud scream here......


think about it, you'll get it.

[pelligrini]

I married one...

[Russianwolf]

no.... but I met a girl doing an imitation of the famous Marilyn Monroe scene. You know, the one where her skirt is being blown up over the grate.


Only problem was this woman was on a concrete slab sidewalk!!!!!!!!!!