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  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    I Saw A Funny Bumper Sticker Today

    It read "My Indian name is Runs With Beer"
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.
  • dlminehart
    Veteran Member
    • Jul 2003
    • 1829
    • San Jose, CA, USA.

    #2
    Must be one of my tribe. I'm "Sits with Beer".
    - David

    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” -- Oscar Wilde

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    • BobSch
      Veteran Member
      • Aug 2004
      • 4385
      • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
      • BT3100

      #3
      Saw this one on the U of Mn campus:

      My name is Enter
      Please don't hit me!
      Bob

      Bad decisions make good stories.

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      • JR
        The Full Monte
        • Feb 2004
        • 5636
        • Eugene, OR
        • BT3000

        #4
        Originally posted by BobSch
        My name is Enter
        Please don't hit me!
        Does that have something to do with that pop-up gopher game?

        JR

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        • Nil
          Forum Newbie
          • Nov 2007
          • 49

          #5
          The funniest bumper stick I ever saw was:
          "Good cowgirls keep their calves together."

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          • germdoc
            Veteran Member
            • Nov 2003
            • 3567
            • Omaha, NE
            • BT3000--the gray ghost

            #6
            We had a funny case a few years ago on nearby French Island, where a middle-aged guy with a history of mental illness had kept his mother's corpse--she died of natural causes--in a freezer in the basement for several years and collected her SS payments. When the police came to investigate, he boarded himself in the house and threatened them with weapons, before finally being subdued.

            There are still bumper stickers out there that say, "I'm from French Island--what's in your freezer?"
            Jeff


            “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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            • smorris
              Senior Member
              • Apr 2003
              • 695
              • Tampa, Florida, USA.

              #7
              LOML and I saw one a while ago and loved it. Have to wonder how many people would get it.

              Isis, Isis, Ra, Ra, Ra
              --
              Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice

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              • crokett
                The Full Monte
                • Jan 2003
                • 10627
                • Mebane, NC, USA.
                • Ryobi BT3000

                #8
                Well without Googling it, Ra was the Sun God I think. Isis was mother earth, or something like that.
                David

                The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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                • Mr__Bill
                  Veteran Member
                  • May 2007
                  • 2096
                  • Tacoma, WA
                  • BT3000

                  #9
                  One of my favorites is:
                  "As a matter of fact, I do own the road!"

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                  • JR
                    The Full Monte
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 5636
                    • Eugene, OR
                    • BT3000

                    #10
                    "Save the Tatas"

                    In pink letters. Apparently sponsored by the Breast Cancer Foundation, or something like that.

                    JR
                    JR

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                    • luteman
                      Established Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 145
                      • Northern Michigan
                      • BT3100-1

                      #11
                      My all time favorite is: Elitism is not for everyone

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                      • L. D. Jeffries
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 747
                        • Russell, NY, USA.
                        • Ryobi BT3000

                        #12
                        Two cars in a garage: "Tab A" and the other "Slot B". Guess who owned which one! Saw this several years ago somewhere.
                        RuffSawn
                        Nothin' smells better than fresh sawdust!

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                        • gsmittle
                          Veteran Member
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 2793
                          • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                          • BT 3100

                          #13
                          How about: "My Karma ran over your Dogma"

                          g.
                          Smit

                          "Be excellent to each other."
                          Bill & Ted

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