Think about this:

[just started]

1. Cows


2. The Constitution


3. The Ten Commandments


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COWS


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..


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THE CONSTITUTION


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians .... it creates a hostile work environment.


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Also, think about this ... if you don't want to
forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART
OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for America to speak up!

[RAFlorida]

I like your thinking!

Made since all the way around.

[cabinetman]

I like it...and it's not even political.
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[thestinker]

I like that, too true and too funny

[jhart]

Right on about the cows!!!

[dlminehart]

I don't get the first and last ones. First: how could we give every illegal alien a cow if we don't know where the illegals are? Seems that, if we knew where they were in order to give them a cow, we wouldn't need to give them a cow to know where they were!

Last, I'd agree that politicians and lawyers are at least as prone to stealing, adultery, and lying as the rest of us (mainly, they seem to have a bit more opportunity and built-in rewards than most). I don't see where judges fit into this mix.

[gsmittle]

I don't get the first and last ones. First: how could we give every illegal alien a cow if we don't know where the illegals are? Seems that, if we knew where they were in order to give them a cow, we wouldn't need to give them a cow to know where they were!

Just thinking about this makes my head hurt

g.

[crokett]

I don't get the first and last ones. First: how could we give every illegal alien a cow if we don't know where the illegals are? Seems that, if we knew where they were in order to give them a cow, we wouldn't need to give them a cow to know where they were!

I was thinking the same thing.