Kids can be hilarious :)

[Alex Franke]

Yesterday, my wife was talking to my 4.5 year old son...

Wife: "Did you know that the two new girls in Sunday school today were from Sweden?"
Son: "Wow... No, I did not know that. [pause] That's amazing. [longer pause] Mommy?"
Wife: "Yes?"
Son: "How did they get to Earth?"

[Santa Clarita Len]

Yesterday, my wife was talking to my 4.5 year old son...

Wife: "Did you know that the two new girls in Sunday school today were from Sweden?"
Son: "Wow... No, I did not know that. [pause] That's amazing. [longer pause] Mommy?"
Wife: "Yes?"
Son: "How did they get to Earth?"

Well........how did they?

[cabinetman]

Well........how did they?

Now there's two of us that want to know.
.

[Richard in Smithville]

Now there's two of us that want to know.
.

Well I know how but I'm not telling!

[BobSch]

Since I'm half Norwegian, I don't think I'll touch this one!

[Ed62]

Kids can keep you laughing all day long. That's cute.

Ed

[JoeyGee]

Dad interjects:

Dad: "Have you met their mother yet?"

I'll leave the "punch" line to others...

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Kids can keep you laughing all day long. That's cute.

Ed

Yes they do. Our little Thomas Jefferson keeps me laughing a lot. He had to go to work with me a couple of weeks ago and my mother picked him up from me when she was done with a foot doctor appointment. He sat on a chair beside me drinking a slurpee and watching what I was doing and he sat down on the chair and was trying to help me with our safe and said he was "working mommy". All of my customers thought he was just the cutest. Oh and he wouldn't take his sunglasses off either.