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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost
    #1

    Unleash your inner Shakespeare!

    Thursday is Talk Like Shakespeare Day, so in preparation I've consulted the Shakespeare Insult Generator to come up with a few choice phrases:

    Thou reeky dread-bolted haggard!

    Thou villainous flap-mouthed hypocrite!

    Thou spongy motley-minded slug!

    Thou shameless pottle-deep filthy rogue!

    Thou base clapper-clawed eternal devil!

    http://www.william-shakespeare.org.u...-generator.htm

    So, Sirrahs, prithee drink a stout pint in honour of the Bard!

    http://talklikeshakespeare.org/
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000
      #2
      How about these. No generator needed:

      Thou mangy flea-infested scabrous cur!

      Thou feeble-minded shiftless layabout incessantly spouting mindless prattle!
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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        • germdoc
          Veteran Member
          • Nov 2003
          • 3567
          • Omaha, NE
          • BT3000--the gray ghost
          #3
          Originally posted by crokett
          How about these. No generator needed:

          Thou mangy flea-infested scabrous cur!

          Thou feeble-minded shiftless layabout incessantly spouting mindless prattle!
          Sir, I resemble those remarks!
          Jeff


          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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            • LinuxRandal
              Veteran Member
              • Feb 2005
              • 4890
              • Independence, MO, USA.
              • bt3100
              #4
              Originally posted by germdoc
              Sir, I resemble those remarks!

              Me thinks thou dost protest to much!
              She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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                • BobSch
                  Veteran Member
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 4385
                  • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
                  • BT3100
                  #5
                  Thou twitter-pated offspring of dull-minded siblings!
                  Bob

                  Bad decisions make good stories.

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                    • Uncle Cracker
                      The Full Monte
                      • May 2007
                      • 7091
                      • Sunshine State
                      • BT3000
                      #6
                      Fetid mongrel! Verily, thou wouldst cut a brotha...

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