What...Me Worry?

[cabinetman]

Hey, we're 5 miles from this area.
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[Stytooner]

Aw. It's just a little one.
Black bears are the only ones I've ever seen in the wild. Smokey mtns has a bunch.
I have seen one toward Pensalcola. Spyed it using binoculars in the woods.
I have seen tracks before, even on the Alabama side of the border.
I certainly leave them alone.

[Uncle Cracker]

Heck, up here, we got 'em wandering into neighborhoods and stealing trash, getting treed in people's front yards. Doesn't seem to be much of a shortage in the suburbs...

(P.S. Hey C-Man... Normally I get all grumpy when people use my tagline, but, since it's you... )

[Ed62]

Aw. It's just a little one.
Black bears are the only ones I've ever seen in the wild. Smokey mtns has a bunch.

That's for sure. Been there, seen that. C-Man, if it gets too close for you, just let the roaches out. That'll get rid of him.

Ed

[BobSch]

...just let the roaches out. That'll get rid of him.

Ed

Just remember to light them first. Nothing like a mellowed-out bear.