Last rites?

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  • BobSch
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2004
    • 4385
    • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
    • BT3100

    #1

    Last rites?

    As a young bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends.

    The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and, being a typical male, did not stop for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

    I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place.

    I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul.

    As I played the workers began to weep. I played, and I played, like I'd never played before: From My Home and The Lord is my Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest .

    I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another,

    "Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I never seen nothin' like that before — and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
    Bob

    Bad decisions make good stories.
  • pelligrini
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 4217
    • Fort Worth, TX
    • Craftsman 21829

    #2
    Hehe, didn't expect that ending.
    Erik

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    • Mr__Bill
      Veteran Member
      • May 2007
      • 2096
      • Tacoma, WA
      • BT3000

      #3
      Thanks for the good laugh a great ending.

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      • Uncle Cracker
        The Full Monte
        • May 2007
        • 7091
        • Sunshine State
        • BT3000

        #4
        There is an interesting parallel in fact. Many cemeteries are doing "cremation gardens" in which the ashes of the deceased (they call them "cremains") are interred in a community vessel called an ossuary. It is very reminiscent of a septic tank, with a fill portal for future "residents". Weird...

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K

          #5
          Funny stuff.

          Ed
          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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          • Richard in Smithville
            Veteran Member
            • Oct 2006
            • 3014
            • On the TARDIS
            • BT 3100

            #6
            You got me on that one.
            From the "deep south" part of Canada

            Richard in Smithville

            http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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