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A Joke with no dirty words
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
But, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
Small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
Birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
That is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is
Neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
Piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!!
But, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
Small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
Birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
That is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is
Neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
Piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!!
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