Ole's new cow

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  • BobSch
    Veteran Member
    • Aug 2004
    • 4385
    • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
    • BT3100

    #1

    Ole's new cow

    This is not PC. Especially if your Scandahoovian (Like I am.).

    Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandanavians out there).

    He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm, and takes a look at the cow. Then he reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.

    Ole pauses, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat and pulls, and the cow farts again.

    Milk does come out, however, so after a brief negotiation with the cow 's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.

    When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

    Sven reaches underneath, pulls the teat and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"

    Ole is surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip and replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"


    Sven says, "My vife is from Nordakota."
    Bob

    Bad decisions make good stories.
  • RAFlorida
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    • Apr 2008
    • 1179
    • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Oh man, I was not expecting THAT!!!

    Gotta get the rags out and clean the coffee of the monitor and keyboard. Tx for sharing a good un.

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    • germdoc
      Veteran Member
      • Nov 2003
      • 3567
      • Omaha, NE
      • BT3000--the gray ghost

      #3
      Good one!!!
      Jeff


      “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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      • Hoover
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        • Mar 2003
        • 1273
        • USA.

        #4
        Being from Nordakota all I can say is "Uff-da"
        No good deed goes unpunished

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        • Richard in Smithville
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          • Oct 2006
          • 3014
          • On the TARDIS
          • BT 3100

          #5
          Thanks Bob! Now I'm getting funny looks from my kids while I sit here laughing at the computer
          From the "deep south" part of Canada

          Richard in Smithville

          http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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          • TB Roye
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            • Jan 2004
            • 2969
            • Sacramento, CA, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Ya Ya Ya ain't dat the truth.

            Mom was Minnasota Sweed. Dad was from the old country, so I am 2nd generation Swedish American. Where is my holiday?

            Tom

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