A firefighter was working on the engine outside the
> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
> little ladders hung of the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
> middle.
>
>
> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The
> wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.? The
> firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a
> nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
>
>
> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.
> The firefighter looked a little closer.
>
> The fireman noticed
> the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar
> and to the cat's testicles...
>
> "Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I
> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you
> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
> faster.' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably
> right, but then I wouldn't have a
> siren.'
>
> station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
> little ladders hung of the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
> middle.
>
>
> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The
> wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.? The
> firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a
> nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
>
>
> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.
> The firefighter looked a little closer.
>
> The fireman noticed
> the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar
> and to the cat's testicles...
>
> "Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I
> don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you
> were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
> faster.' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably
> right, but then I wouldn't have a
> siren.'
>
That right there is funny.
This is a good one.
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