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  • jhart
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2004
    • 1715
    • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
    • BT3100

    Social Security Sex

    Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
    "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
    "Social Security sex?"
    "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
    Joe
    "All things are difficult before they are easy"
  • radhak
    Veteran Member
    • Apr 2006
    • 3061
    • Miramar, FL
    • Right Tilt 3HP Unisaw

    #2
    I sent this to LOML, and her reply -

    '...be happy with whatever there is, because it's well known that social security is gonna run out soon, and there won't be any in the years to come...'

    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
    - Aristotle

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    • Alex Franke
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      • Feb 2007
      • 2641
      • Chapel Hill, NC
      • Ryobi BT3100

      #3
      Don't know which is funnier -- the OP or the reply! ROFL
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      "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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      • jhart
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2004
        • 1715
        • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        I sent this to LOML, and her reply -

        '...be happy with whatever there is, because it's well known that social security is gonna run out soon, and there won't be any in the years to come.


        I agree Alex, I think the reply is funnier than the actual joke
        Joe
        "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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        • Richard in Smithville
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          • Oct 2006
          • 3014
          • On the TARDIS
          • BT 3100

          #5
          Sex is just like air. It's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
          From the "deep south" part of Canada

          Richard in Smithville

          http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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          • Hellrazor
            Veteran Member
            • Dec 2003
            • 2091
            • Abyss, PA
            • Ridgid R4512

            #6
            I hate to ask this...

            What happens if you earn to much and have to pay a penalty?

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