A Short Fairy Tale

[MilDoc]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


The girl said, "NO!"


And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch with the guys and left the toilet seat up and f**ted whenever he wanted.


THE END

[just started]

OK, why are you talking about me? Did I forget to give you my insurance card or something? :P

[cabinetman]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


The girl said, "NO!"


And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch with the guys and left the toilet seat up and f**ted whenever he wanted.


THE END

Or a fairytale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


The girl said, "Yes!"


And they lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and f**ted whenever they wanted.


THE END
.

[Richard in Smithville]

Or a fairytale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


The girl said, "Yes!"


And they lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and f**ted whenever they wanted.


THE END
.

Yup, that one really is make believe.

[jackellis]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


The girl said, "Yes!"


And they lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and f**ted whenever they wanted.

Well, let's see. I can f**t whenever I want if there's just the two of us so long as I say "excuse me".

When I wanted to go on a rare hunting trip several years back, LOML insisted on coming along (as a spectator). However she doesn't do fishing.

We don't own motorcycles but we've had some great flying adventures.

I should point out that my wife is incredibly hard-headed, stubborn, and not at all shy about saying what's on her mind. Just like the man she married. Her only real fault is that she's a pack rat. She (mostly) gets her way around the house, but I prevail when I have to.

Not having loaded weapons in the house has helped a lot

[Uncle Cracker]

I should point out that my wife is incredibly hard-headed, stubborn, and not at all shy about saying what's on her mind.

Doesn't sound like any woman I ever met...

[shoottx]

I should point out that my wife is incredibly hard-headed, stubborn, and not at all shy about saying what's on her mind. Just like the man she married. Her only real fault is that she's a pack rat. She (mostly) gets her way around the house, but I prevail when I have to.

Not having loaded weapons in the house has helped a lot

The same except the LOML has been a member of the Lady's ALL-American Skeet Shooting Team 3 times!

Loaded weapons add to civility!

[scmhogg]

The same except the LOML has been a member of the Lady's ALL-American Skeet Shooting Team 3 times!

Loaded weapons add to civility!

Mike, Your OK until she looks at you and yells "pull".

Steve

[Mrs. Wallnut]

The same except the LOML has been a member of the Lady's ALL-American Skeet Shooting Team 3 times!

Loaded weapons add to civility!

Your wife and I would get along fine I am sure.

Other than that I don't know what to say to this thread other than I think Mark has it pretty good. I don't mind any of that stuff .

And I think our fairy tale went something like this:

"What about March?" (him)
"For what?" (me)
"For our wedding." (him)
"Okay," pause "What about April, that gives me more time."
"Sounds good" (him)

And now its been almost 14 years and I think or at least hope that he is happy with me after all these years. Because I know that I am as happy as the first time we went out.