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  • Mr__Bill
    Veteran Member
    • May 2007
    • 2096
    • Tacoma, WA
    • BT3000

    How to save the airlines...

    HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES...

    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
    place.
    *****
    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
    What the heck -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
    loss?
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    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
    atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
    this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
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    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
    thus saving even more money.
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    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
    women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
    industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
    situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability
    into an asset.
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    Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
    myself?
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    Sincerely,
    ********
    Bill Clinton
  • JeffG78
    Established Member
    • Jan 2007
    • 385
    • Northville, Michigan - a Detroit suburb
    • BT3100

    #2
    I agree with Bill on this one!

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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15218
      • So. Florida
      • Delta

      #3
      If they need someone to run the program...or do the interviews...sign me up.
      .

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6022
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #4
        I always thought Bill had the answers.

        Ed
        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • Alex Franke
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2007
          • 2641
          • Chapel Hill, NC
          • Ryobi BT3100

          #5
          Wow -- reading this, it seems so obvious!
          online at http://www.theFrankes.com
          while ( !( succeed = try() ) ) ;
          "Life is short, Art long, Occasion sudden and dangerous, Experience deceitful, and Judgment difficult." -Hippocrates

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          • Uncle Cracker
            The Full Monte
            • May 2007
            • 7091
            • Sunshine State
            • BT3000

            #6
            Why didn't I think of that?

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