HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES...
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.
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Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the heck -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
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The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
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Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money.
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Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability
into an asset.
********
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
********
Sincerely,
********
Bill Clinton
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place.
*****
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the heck -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
********
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
********
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money.
********
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability
into an asset.
********
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
********
Sincerely,
********
Bill Clinton
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