A Perfect Wife . . .

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  • alpha
    Established Member
    • Dec 2003
    • 352
    • Owensboro, KY, USA.

    A Perfect Wife . . .

    A perfect wife (No kidding):

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2023392.ece


    Bob
  • cgallery
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2004
    • 4503
    • Milwaukee, WI
    • BT3K

    #2
    She's too small to help move a Unisaw.

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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      Originally posted by cgallery
      She's too small to help move a Unisaw.
      It's a robot. Give it strong enough components and it could lift the Unisaw with one arm.
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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      • jackellis
        Veteran Member
        • Nov 2003
        • 2638
        • Tahoe City, CA, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        Um, I think the inventor needs to get a life!

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #5
          From the article:
          Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn’t strayed into the bedroom, but a few “tweaks” could turn her into a sexual partner.

          That sure didn't work with my first wife!
          .

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          • Mrs. Wallnut
            Bandsaw Box Momma
            • Apr 2005
            • 1566
            • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

            #6
            Originally posted by jackellis
            Um, I think the inventor needs to get a life!

            Maybe he just needs to find a REAL live woman to date. Or as Mark told a friend a few years back maybe shortly after we got married, "That he married me young so he could train me right" or something like that.
            Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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            • LinuxRandal
              Veteran Member
              • Feb 2005
              • 4889
              • Independence, MO, USA.
              • bt3100

              #7
              This whole thing makes me think of the movie Cherry 2000.
              She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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              • shoottx
                Veteran Member
                • May 2008
                • 1240
                • Plano, Texas
                • BT3000

                #8
                Originally posted by Mrs. Wallnut
                Or as Mark told a friend a few years back maybe shortly after we got married, "That he married me young so he could train me right" or something like that.

                Men lie about many other things TOO!
                Often in error - Never in doubt

                Mike

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