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Another Corvette Story
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying
the wind blowing through what little hair he had
left.
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the
pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for
this!' and he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette
, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.
The elderly gentleman paused and said, 'Three years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you
were bringing her back.'
'You have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.
convertible out of the dealership.
Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying
the wind blowing through what little hair he had
left.
'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the
pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for
this!' and he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette
, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.
The elderly gentleman paused and said, 'Three years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you
were bringing her back.'
'You have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.
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