Bubba, Junior and the Blond

[alpha]

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."


Bob

[TB Roye]

Now that is good. I will send it to my natural Blonde Neice who has heard all the jokes her dad and me. She finially has one to get him as he came from Arkansas.

Tom

[Ed62]

That's the first "reverse blonde joke" I've heard.

Ed

[shoottx]

Blonde and Storm Windows

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed
them, complaining that his work had been completed a whole
year ago, and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around!! Just because I'm blonde
doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy
had told me last year: namely, that in one year the windows
would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just
hung up... and I have not heard back.

Guess I won that stupid argument!