1. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'
2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
3. A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here" The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fungi!"
4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
5. A priest, a rabbi and an atheist walk into a bar.
They say "OW"
6. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says 'A beer please, and one for the road.'
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
10. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
3. A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here" The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fungi!"
4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
5. A priest, a rabbi and an atheist walk into a bar.
They say "OW"
6. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says 'A beer please, and one for the road.'
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
10. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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