The 12-word novel

[radhak]

Somehow I like these better than elsewhere on the net !

Ok, lemme try -

Bubba checked if the tank had gas.

With match light.

There was.

And Steve, one just for you -

Here I am, seeking signs that God exists...

Fedex knocks.

From Rockler.

[JR]

! Not one about a happy little bunny hopping down the trail. Just blood and knives and wrecked cars.

Ok, I did a murder mystery, a spy novel, and an adventure. Just for you, here is trash romance novel.

Twitching nose, tail, body, soul. Brer satisfied as only a rabbit could.

You're welcome!

JR

[ssmith1627]

Much better.

My three year old son is very proud to you right now. (his wording -- haha)

Steve

[pierhogunn]

I have too much free time, what should I do about it?

[Mr__Bill]

A new wife
A new shop
New tools
Divorce
Girlfriends aren't demanding.


I've been there, I've done that, wish I could still do it.

[shoottx]

God I'm pregnant, call the dad, what luck, now what.

[bmuir]

Boy meets girl; wedding; kids; yelling; booze; divorce; one-room apartment; and despair.

(this assumes a hyphenated word is only one word!)

[bmuir]

Gone fishing; lost at sea; shipwrecked on island; native girls; forever happy!

[Mr__Bill]

I have everything I never wanted and still it is not enough.

[shoottx]

Buy tools, make plans, buy wood, buy supplies, start over.

[germdoc]

Buy tools, make plans, buy wood, buy supplies, start over.

That's a self-help book, not a novel!