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  • annunaki
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 610
    • White Springs, Florida
    • 21829, BT3100, 2-BT3000(15amp)
    #1

    Green Ephifany

    While I regard global warming to be a natural solar system cycle Ala past Ice ages and current other planet warming, I recently discovered a cheaper energy free way of Ultra Safe Document Shredding.

    My African Grey Parrot (recently adopted from a friend) loves to shred paper.
    Sasha will gladly destroy anything presented to him of a paper nature.
    Some of his favorites are paper towel and toilet paper holders.
    Destruction beyond recognition- is his forte

    So why should I use the paper shredder for sensitive documents, when I have him ?

    He really excells at this when I play Jazz CD for him.
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    • crokett
      The Full Monte
      • Jan 2003
      • 10627
      • Mebane, NC, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000
      #2
      Plus you can leave the shreds in his cage as bedding and then people really won't want to touch them.
      David

      The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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        • Uncle Cracker
          The Full Monte
          • May 2007
          • 7091
          • Sunshine State
          • BT3000
          #3
          I have an autistic grandson, the apple of my eye, who is also an accomplished shredder. He can turn a refrigerator carton into something resembling blown-in cellulose insulation in about 15 minutes.

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            • jziegler
              Veteran Member
              • Aug 2005
              • 1149
              • Salem, NJ, USA.
              • Ryobi BT3100
              #4
              One of my greyhounds is a paper shredder. If you leave any paper out, she tries to eat it. I guess that "my dog ate my homework" might occasionally be true.

              Jim

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                • germdoc
                  Veteran Member
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 3567
                  • Omaha, NE
                  • BT3000--the gray ghost
                  #5
                  Great idea--I'll put my cats to work on it right away...

                  BTW, I hope I'm not surprising you with the fact that African Grays live to be 50-70 years old. He'll be shredding for a long time, possibly even for your grandchildren...
                  Jeff


                  “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                    • Tom Slick
                      Veteran Member
                      • May 2005
                      • 2913
                      • Paso Robles, Calif, USA.
                      • sears BT3 clone
                      #6
                      you guys may have single-handedly fixed the energy crisis!
                      Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

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                        • MikeMcCoy
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 790
                          • Moncks Corner, SC, USA.
                          • Delta Contractor Saw
                          #7
                          No idea why but paper destroyer seems to be inherent in all breeds. My macaw can destroy a telephone book in under an hour.

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